“Honey, don’t forget to buy bread when you come home from work and your girlfriend Valerie greets you.”
Husband:Who is Valerie?
Wife:Nobody, I just wanted you to answer, to have confirmation that you saw my text.
Husband: But I’m with Valerie right now, I thought you saw me?
Wife:What??! Where are you?
Husband: Near the neighborhood bakery.
Wife:Wait, I’m coming right now!
After 5 minutes, his wife sends a message:
Wife:I’m at the bakery, where are you?
Husband: I’m at work. Now that you’re at the bakery , buy the bread!